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Paper Passion is an actual perfume that smells like books. I’m not sure if it makes you smell like new books, old books, or books with boogers between the pages, but who cares, I’d rather smell like any of those than AXE body-spray. I’m an Old Spice guy. “Jesus, how old are you?” Over 400 in wizard years!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the packaging (it comes in a hollowed book!), but sorry, no smells.




Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE NEW CAR SMELL.

Because this is the world we live in, a fragrance was created by custom scent developer Air Aroma to embody the smell of an Apple product unboxing. The scent will diffused into the air at the upcoming De Facto Standard art show in Melbourne, Australia. Thankfully, it’s strictly for the exhibit and not a real product or I’d be breaking my laptop over my knee right now. Or, more than likely, bruising my knee with my laptop, then feeling weak and powerless.

A distinctive scent can be observed when unwrapping a newly purchased Apple product from its packaging. Apple fans will certainly recognize this smell. The scent created for Greatest Hits encompasses the smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.

Now I know what you Apple fanboys out there are thinking, “Damn, I NEED that. Apple unboxings give me boners. I NEED to smell like a new iPhone all the time.” Thankfully, I’ve got just the solution for you. GO WORK AT FOXCONN. “But I wouldn’t last a day!” *fingers crossed*

Thanks to beebs, who smells like a new bra. *wearing panties on head* I’ll give you a dollar to let me huff your shirt.
Geekologie – Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

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